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How do you want to leave this wicked world?

I’ve always fancied dying in a plane crash because I’d love for other people to die on the same day as me. And then the headline should read “Kunal Kamra and 239 other normal people have died.” Yep, that’s how it should be.


Do you have any deathbed confessions?

I think I’d just like to f*ck with people. So I’ll say something I don’t believe in before I die so that it totally changes who I am. Something like “to be very honest, Narendra Modi is not that bad.” I’ve spent so many years just dissing this man and by the end I’ll be like “but he’s cool ya.” That would get people really f*cked, right?


What’s your last meal?

KFC! Over everything. Processed food always. How much ever I can consume.


Do you think you’re going to Heaven or Hell? Why?

Frankly I don’t think I’m going anywhere after I die. But for the sake of this imaginary journey, I think I’ll go somewhere in between. Because I’ve been a nice guy for most parts and I’ve been a horrible person for some parts, so my time needs to be divided like that.


So maybe Heaven and Hell could have joint custody of you. Do you owe anyone on Earth an apology?

I don’t owe an apology to anyone, to be honest.


Who would you like to knock down before taking the big plunge?

There are many candidates. Maybe a politician or a certain famous news anchor/hatemonger.  


Which female inspired you the most in this life?

My mother because she never took sh*t from people. She was the first one to teach me to not get scared and to not take sh*t from anyone.


Which celebrity would you like to party hard with up there?

Anuvab Pal-—he’s not dead yet! But I just like him the most out of all the people in my business. He’s the most fun guy to hang out with.


Who will you be interviewing on Shut Up Ya Kunal in the afterlife?

I’d love to have Karl Marx on the show.


Will you be making friends with any politicos there?

No chance. Not even over my dead body!


What’s the dumbest thing you ever did on Earth?

Thought I’d put up a video with my opinion and people will like me.


Name one thing you’re glad you’ll never have to do again?

I’ll never have to set an alarm clock again!


What are your friends saying over your casket?

My friends are deciding who does which joke over my casket.


Got any final words?

It’ll be something abstract like “it’s mostly shit.”  

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